funny story

On Saturday I was on a date with one of my friends named Steve and we were going to a musical event.  While we were walking from our car towards the building, Steve looked over and said, "Is that car moving?" I looked over and sure enough, the car was cruising right past us without a driver. I was a little shocked at first, but he, having his wits about him, ran over to the front of the car to stop it from hitting another car.  So then I ran to the unlocked drivers door to jump in:

me: "Do I have to get in there? It really smells." (while we're both laughing hysterically)

Steve: "I think I can hold it." (at the front of the car holding it as it's still rolling forward)

me: "I can't drive a stick shift!" (while I'm sitting in this nasty car)

Steve: "Okay, 1...2...3... Switch." (yeah like I was going to hold the car!)

me: "Why are my hands all sticky?" (pretending to try to hold the car)

Steve: "Sick! I just stuck my hands in a pile of Kleenex, and they are NOT clean!"

Basically it was so funny and the most random thing. We really wanted to see the owners come out confused and say, "I thought we parked over there," as they pointed across the parking lot. Needless to say I didn't get much out of the musical event because we were laughing so hard. 

Simply Stated: If you leave your car in neutral, make sure to leave the driver's door unlocked.